Jacob Rossignoli
Guitar, backing vocals, hair brushing
Jacob Rossignoli is a great-great-grandson of the second cousin of the former roudie of the guitarlegend Jimi Hendrix, and this connection can be seen in anything Jacob does, plays, says or eats. He spent his childhood absorbing everything that Hendrix ever did, and then taking it even one step further. Even Jacob's hair is bigger than Hendrix's, and several reports from several women seem to imply that the hair is not the only big thing Jacob possesses. As well as Jacob's predecessor in Disco Inferno, Manolo Toloporco, he also has had his share of trouble with the law; while Manolo has been given speeding tickets for his guitar solos, Jacob has been fined for carrying oversized loads on highways and rural routes. Some tickets have been due to his hair, while some have not...
Jacob joined Disco Inferno after Romanzo Masculino heard all the hype that was created in Germany about "this guy with a huge dick". Romanzo thought to himself that "nobody is with a bigger Dick than me!", and informed Dick Rosco about this situation. Together they decided to find out what the story was, and left for Germany to meet Jacob. Once they got to him, Romanzo said; "this is my Dick, and he's huge in England. Now let's see your Dick?!"
Allegedly, they spent 3 night together, comparing the two Dicks and their acchievements, trying them on in different angles and positions to find out which was bigger. The results are still pending, but rumours have been leaking that Dick Rosco might still have the upper hand after all. In reality, Jacob's dick hasn't sold nearly as many records as Dick Rosco; therefore Dick Rosco is bigger. Not much, but still bigger.
After the 3 nights in Germany, and the compulsory visit to the virologist, Jacob joined Romanzo and Dick and the rest of the Disco Infernians to tour and spread their message of love. The latest news tell that they're driving audiences wild in Scandinavia at the moment.
Email: jacob@discoinferno.fi